Lucky Maze Of Madness

axel continues on ahead

Continuing to channel the spirit of the almighty and most blessed Sharknado, Cassie continues straight ahead!

Well I guess it's time to go back *before niipaan goes she gives the lion her cool shades and then walks away*

Axel continues on and walks down the path. He has yet to see the effects of whatever that earthquake was about. Then he comes to a dead end - how annoying. You can choose to stay and look around or go back.


Cassie carries on straight ahead, coming to a room and squinting against the bright light. She holds her hand up to her face to let her eyes adjust. You can choose to stay and look around or exit the room.


niipaan gives a little curtsey to the lion before heading back to the crossroads. You can choose to go straight ahead or to turn left.

"Another dead end? Jesus....I bet you that earthquake was the maze shifting to confuse us even more." Axel turned back hoping for the best

Time ya go left ooh yeah

Cassie, being the extremely curious type, decides to have a look around.


"I know the Sharknado would press on....but sometimes, damnit, I JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW MY OWN HEART!"

Axel turns back, frustrated. How long does it take to get to the middle of a stupid maze anyway?!?! He comes to the opening to his right. You can choose to take the right or continue on.


niipaan turns left and follows the path round a short while before coming to a fork in the road. You can choose to take the left path or take the right path.


Cassie squints her eyes and looks around the room. There appears to be nothing out of the ordinary here. Checking in all four corners of the room, Cassie gives a sigh, finding nothing. She looks up into the face of the Greek statue and, after a pause of deliberation, makes a silly face. The statue remains exactly that - stone still. Then you look down at the statue's feet. There is a little pouch resting against one of the statue's ankles. You swipe it up and open it: it contains 10 tickets! You slip the pouch into your pocket. You can choose to stay, exit left or exit right.

"well if I remember correctly I went straight last time so I guess a right is in order now...."

raaahh decisions ...makes an unsure right

"GO RIGHT, YOU STUPID IDIOT!" Haandpaan demands.

Dylan goes right.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Cassie takes the right exit

Axel takes a right and comes to another junction. You can choose to turn left or turn right.


niipaan tentatively takes the right-hand path and comes to that small rectangular room again. You can choose to stay and look around, go back the way you came or take the exit.


Dylan takes the right, wishing he had brought some gloves with him or something. He walks through a short tunnel and comes to another choice. You can choose to turn left or turn right.


Cassie takes the right exit and comes to the crossroads of a dozen choices. You can choose to take the north-east path, take the north path, carry on ahead or turn left.

GAAAH SMALL RECTANGULAR ROOM *turns back somehoe thinking this must be Dylan's fault*

"How many junctions are in this place? Guess it wouldn't be called a maze if it didn't have a lot of these." Axel said as he went to the left

((Sorry, I keep getting distracted))

-turns on left turning signal-

niipaan growls, turning back, angrily mumbling mean things under her breath. Stupid maze. She comes back to the crossroads. You can choose to turn right, take the north path, take the north-east path or turn left.



Axel takes a left and notices that these paths are steeply curved. He might be getting close! He comes to an opening on the right. You can choose to turn right or continue on ahead.



Copper turns right, yawning. He comes to an opening on the right. You can choose to turn right or continue ahead.

"Why are we just turning right every time?"

"Because, Haandpaan, that is how you solve mazes."

"ACCORDING TO WHO, YOU IDIOT?"

"I dunno, I think Jason Derulo or someone said it once."

Dylan turns right.

Dylan turns right into a tiny little room. It is dark and damp. You can choose to stay and look around or go back.

"Why is this damp, haandpaan?"

"I dunno, did you pee in here, you stupid B word?"

"NO!"

"WELL THEN I DON'T KNOW! I AM COLD! WHERE IS MY COAT?"

"I DIDN'T BRING ANY GLOVES! WE ESTABLISHED THAT ALREADY!"

"YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"

Dylan stays in this room as he argues with haandpaan.

Dylan stays in the room. He silences Haandpaan and looks around the room, squinting his eyes to see through the gloom. Running his hand across the hedges, he finds a small opening. It looks like a tight squeeze. You can choose to leave the room, stay and look around or go through the opening.

"I dunno, haandpaan, I don't like enclosed sp-"

Before he can finish, Niipaan launches forward, pulling Dylan through the opening!

Dylan is dragged by Haandpaan through the tight squeeze and breaks through to the other side, which is another dark room. Very dark. He is unsure of whether his eyes are even open. You have no idea whether there is an exit here and you have lost the whereabouts of the narrow alley you came through. You can choose to try and look around or try and find a way out.

"Oh great! Haandpaan has screwed me over again!"

Dylan tries to look around.

Dylan reaches out in front of him for something - anything. He takes tentative steps forwards while waving his arms out in front of him. He brushes something fuzzy and jumps back, shaking his hands in disgust. He turns supposedly 180 degrees and reaches out that way. He walks forwards slowly, not coming to anything except the hedge wall at the edge of the room. Just about giving up hope, lowers his hands and sweeps the lower half of the room, hoping to find something on the floor. His hands hit something metal and he recoils - then reaches back slowly to pick it up. He turns it over in his hands: it is small and cold, curved and smooth on one side. It fits easily in the palm of his hand - a coin? He reaches down again and finds another. Then he comes across a small leather pouch that doesn't feel like it has anything in it. He puts his findings in his pocket. You can choose to try and look around or try and find a way out.